jamanddwangala:

Guys, this guy did his research.

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communistbakery:

I write sins not cosines or tangents

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  • me, 5 seconds before making an online purchase: I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE
  • me, 5 seconds after making an online purchase: What Have I Done
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deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

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alexalltimeloww:

ive been watching this way more than i should

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tahtahtahtia:

today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:

“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”

I feel like a few people I know could stand to read this.

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impactings:

impactings:

Jessie after dark

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update i have concerns about where katherine is going 

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So Google does math for you??

neilcicierega:

dutchster:

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all1sees:

division

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square roots

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dividing percentages

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IT EVEN FOILS

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beautiful.

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

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oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

you can even solve geometric problems

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or plot graphs

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even 3D graphs!!!

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Yeah, but can it-

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Oh

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id-ratherbethin:
“ elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
“ “ Remember when Lindsay Lohan won that card game with Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan had to skinny dip in the lake but Lindsay Lohan stole her clothes and Lindsay Lohan was so pissed?
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no wonder...

id-ratherbethin:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

Remember when Lindsay Lohan won that card game with Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan had to skinny dip in the lake but Lindsay Lohan stole her clothes and Lindsay Lohan was so pissed?  

no wonder she’s insane now

omfg. dead.

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officialbillhader:

S/O to whoever made this 😂

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weloveshortvideos:

He tripped out

She literally said something in feline. She had to have

This certainly got my cats’ attention.

it looks so betrayed “i thought we were friends human”

She really must say something crazy, cause my two kitties came running towards my notebook and were searching for the source crazily.

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Oh my god, I played this video and my cat looked at me SO FUCKING SHOCKED AND HE IS STILL STARING AT ME LIKE I SAID SOMETHING OFFENSIVE

LISTEN UP YALLS

•If you say “meh” high pitched it would mean “help”. Kittens use it a lot to get their mother’s attention before they open their eyes.

•If you do a tongue roll with a sharp “reah” at the end it would mean “come here”. My sister and I use it to call upon stray cats.

•body language is hard to describe. You usually need a tired and relaxed look to seem calm and purrsuasive (lol).

•tongue rolls with a slightly closed mouth can resemble purring in a way that helps attract cats.

•what the person used, or said, was a “help” and “I love you”. The cats body language dictates that it is surprised that a human could use this ability.

•we can’t fully communicate without tails and whiskers.

GO SAVE CATS NOW

…. You speak cat?

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